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Damn Damn Damn

Submitted by Bart on Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:37
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I bought a magazine and I left it on the train.

Well, the railroad company can add it to my large collection of forgotten umbrellas.

Not Again

Submitted by Bart on Wed, 24/02/2010 - 09:53
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I left my umbrella on the train yesterday morning. Again. It was a pretty crappy umbrella, it was one of those compact models that shoot up and open when you push a button. But mine would open by itself, at random moments. This is especially annoying because I carry it attached to my rucksack, between the pack itself and my back. This had huge potential for comedy, as it would open invariably when I would cross a corridor or stand in the elevator. Suddenly the handle would should out and catch passers-by or bystanders.

Of course, ever since I've lost it, it's been raining every time I go out. And the weatherman said it's going to rain all week. And the week after too, probably. Unless I buy me a new umbrella quickly, Belgium will drown and we'll have mudslides and stuff like on Madeira.

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